vs. THE GLOVE MUPPETS [15-19]

The year of Division 1 continues and this weeks game versus the Muppets is brought to you by a newcomer to the team, Lachlan, who with about 60 seconds training helped us to our closest defeat yet.

Wednesday 27th Mays showdown with the Glove Muppets was never going to be easy. Beset by almost insurmountable challenges from the outset, the Pirates team was held on the rails by the dedicated leadership of JB and Waldie. With client events, the Champions League final and pure unadulterated laziness prevalent across the board and all vying for the A lists collective time, JB and Chris were forced to scrape the bottom of the barrel, to produce a highly questionable team consisting of more ring-ins than a Mexican riot.

With my own knowledge of the game not predating only hours earlier when I had to look up ‘Softball’ on Wikipedia, It was evident even to me that something quite magical happened that day. With JB’s precision eye, Waldie’s superior athleticism and an all antipodean out-field holding the team together, the Pirate’s still managed to overcome; all meeting only moments before, having only a few members who knew what they were doing and being two men short to only fall 4 short after a gripping game.

In the immortal words of Caesar with a JB twist - “We came, We saw, we got fucked up”

By Lachlan James

Thanks again all. Next Thursday we take on the collective might of RKCR/Y&R and that game report will be brought to you by this years team Ringer, another Saffer and friend of our very own Bridg and now of course the pirates.....